Vervet Monkey in Kenya

Gotta watch out for the primates. We had baboons break down door to our abode in Botswana. They trashed the mini bar and stole my son’s retainer. I laugh to think of a baboon wearing his retainer and playing the silly human. I kept a pink plastic pepto bismol bottle that was riddled with bite marks (we think they could smell the sugar content, but the child-proof cap did its job in this wild-life test).