
I saw this for sale in Tallinn, and it seemed just perfect!
With powerful marketing on the back label, for a bottle of dry sticks and leaves:
“Instructions: just pour vodka over the ingredients and wait a day or two.
This unique herbal tipple will give magnificent moments. The mix is 100% organic. It contains only natural Estonian herbs from pristine woodland. The mixture is an excellent formula for regulating the body’s natural cleansing functions and stimulated metabolism. It helps regulate the whole digestive system, acts as a reproductive rejuvenative and sustained energy. As well, the drink aids in the flow of blood to the heart and is a true potency enhancer.”

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