Crème de Stem™

13 responses to “Crème de Stem™”

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   tifotter

   Mar 5, 2009 at 5:32 am

   Crème du consumption gone koo koo for cocoapuffs.

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   benjiman

   Mar 5, 2009 at 5:44 am

   immortal cell lines = value add.

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   avlxyz

   Mar 5, 2009 at 6:25 am

   eeew….
   wouldn’t it be fun if i had a supermodel arm or leg growing out of my face 😛

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   jitze

   Mar 5, 2009 at 8:21 am

   Initial lower-case letter followed by all upper-case letters – always good marketing juju.

   But read the label carefully – this is version 0.1 – not even up to beta release standards. Suitable only for incorrigible early adopters or the terminally with-it. Slight risk of headache, vomiting or orchideal atrophy.

   Much moh bettah you wait Version 2.0 with interactive community support.

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5. 

   !MimosaMicheMichelle!

   Mar 5, 2009 at 8:34 am

   I can just image the price of the tiny jar. Affordable only to the very rich.

   Yes, do be careful.

   Crème de Stem Cell

   Crème de cellule souche (en français) (never crème du)

   In French, we say

   "Dans les petits pots, les meilleurs onguents"

   In small jars, the best ointments. Meaning, the best in life can be found in the most discreet ways.

   I wonder if we could use it literally for this magical cream. 😉

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6. 

   ttnk

   Mar 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   are you going to use this cream on one side of your face 🙂 – supermodel vs super… ! would love to see photo-documentary of this experiment !

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7. 

   biotron

   Mar 5, 2009 at 5:32 pm

   funny that – i’ve been applying several fl.oz. of actual Panda brain matter to my ingrowing toenail for the last 6 weeks, with moderately successful results – the toe is healing slowly, but my ability to appreciate particularly subtle forms of paronomaisia has improved significantly.

   i wonder if this will quickly help eliminate the need for harvesting particularly rare animals for their "medicinally-beneficial" organs?

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8. 

   andyi

   Mar 6, 2009 at 3:58 am

   But is it Web 2.0 with social networking features? If the biotech stem cell homeopathic skin cream isn’t Web 2.0 with cloud tags and social networking, then frankly…

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9. 

   j_silla

   Mar 8, 2009 at 7:13 pm

   Park Se-pill also seems to make nerve sells

   link 2

   If it looks to be too good, then it probably is?

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10. 

    alleged hour

    Mar 9, 2009 at 4:51 am

    Crushed marjoram leaves
    1 tablespoon curry powder
    1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
    1 tsp chopped tarragon
    1 tsp chopped chervil
    1 tsp chopped chives
    1 tsp chopped parsley
    1 – 2 cloves garlic, minced
    1 tsp cayenne pepper (more or less to taste)
    Salt
    Pepper
    To prepare this you will need to mix them up put them in a jar and keep it in there for a month then use it on chicken.

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11. 

    pegleg000

    Mar 9, 2009 at 7:36 am

    I understand that test trials show that in 9 out of 10 cases, Kimchi is more efficacious. And it tastes better.

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12. 

    jurvetson

    Mar 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    heh… Home remedies abound!

    P.S. Nice to see my Obama shot used for the recent stem cell news

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13. 

    jurvetson

    Oct 7, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    and I should have suspected something was up with our China office….

    

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