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Docteur T.J. Rogers, CEO of Cypress Semiconductor, makes a mean Pinot. In an act of differential positioning, he ships the only wine with a billion transistors per bottle.

Last I saw of T.J., he had a big bomb in his office and a row of law suit notices from competitors framed on the wall.

A sample from the Geek Winemaking Description:
The body of any wine is determined to a large extent by its tannins, which are measured by a spectrophotometer at a wavelength of 280 nanometers with ultraviolet light, which is strongly absorbed by tannin molecules. At an “absorbance” (darkness of color) of A280=40, this wine is quite heavy in tannin for a Pinot Noir, yet the tannin is exceptionally smooth for reasons not yet quantified in the literature. The smoothness of a great Burgundy—the positive feeling of silkiness on the palate—is not caused by a lack of tannin, but by a significant concentration of the right tannin.

5 responses to “Clos de la Tech”

  1. Damn. It looks like someone got to it already!

    "Last I saw of T.J., he had a big bomb…" What, you haven’t seen him in a while? Might that sentence give a clue as to why!?!?!

  2. You’ve not explained what the transistors are for? Does the bottle come with a spectrophotometer built in?

    I notice that the bottle is half full.. how was it? 😉

  3. Yummy…. It tasted, well, like the 280nm spectrum was sucked right out of my palate. 😉

    Ah, there are two 72Mbit SRAM chips set in wax. It looks like they were cut from the wafer in pairs specifically for this decoration.

    1 billion transistors for 144 million bits is just another reminder of the inefficiency of our current memory architectures. With error correction codes, we were using 7 transistors per bit, and newer designs are using 8 to 9. This is a real problem because we are entering an era for complex chips where almost all transistors manufactured are memory, not logic. It seems that the developmental trajectory of electronics is recapitulating the evolutionary history of the brain. Specifically, both are saturating with a memory-centric architecture. (blog on this)

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