Brain: Hey! Wake up!

Me: Gwfeddddd, afbeazzz aaeaer. Huh? What time is it?

Brain: 4 AM, get up!

Me: Uh no, back to bed.

Brain: Did I mention you have to pee?

Me: Dammit, you suck.

Me: Ok, now back to bed.

Brain: You know… if you got up now think of all the extra time you’d have before work.

Me: no!

Brain: Successful people get up really early you know…

Me: no!

Brain: Ok, that’s cool, let’s go back to sleep.

Brain: Hey did you know that a flock of crows is known as a murder?

Brain: Did we eat the last of the ice cream?

Brain: Remember that time you wanted to talk to that girl in high school but then you chickened out? I wonder what would have happened.

Brain: 1, 2, 3, 4… 983.

Brain: Hey! I have a great idea. We should get up now!

Me: You’re not going to stop are you?

Brain: Nope.

Me: Fine, I’ll go take a shower and get dressed.

Brain: That’s the spirit!

Me: Ok, you’re right I do feel like I can do something useful with this extra spare time.

Brain: See, I told you.

Me: Ok, so what’s next.

Brain: We should go back to bed.