Brain: Hey! Wake up!
Me: Gwfeddddd, afbeazzz aaeaer. Huh? What time is it?
Brain: 4 AM, get up!
Me: Uh no, back to bed.
Brain: Did I mention you have to pee?
Me: Dammit, you suck.
Me: Ok, now back to bed.
Brain: You know… if you got up now think of all the extra time you’d have before work.
Brain: Successful people get up really early you know…
Brain: Ok, that’s cool, let’s go back to sleep.
Brain: Hey did you know that a flock of crows is known as a murder?
Brain: Did we eat the last of the ice cream?
Brain: Remember that time you wanted to talk to that girl in high school but then you chickened out? I wonder what would have happened.
Brain: 1, 2, 3, 4… 983.
Brain: Hey! I have a great idea. We should get up now!
Me: You’re not going to stop are you?
Me: Fine, I’ll go take a shower and get dressed.
Brain: That’s the spirit!
Me: Ok, you’re right I do feel like I can do something useful with this extra spare time.
Brain: See, I told you.
Me: Ok, so what’s next.
Brain: We should go back to bed.